Whistler Mountain Bike Park Opening Day means Crankworx is 53 days away

I recently pulled the dusty old hypewriter from the back of the closet, where it was languishing in semi-retirement,¬†to crank out some verbiage for service as boilerplate and taglines for a somewhat large and kickass mountain bike festival known as the Kokanee Crankworx. (I thought I’d reformed my ways and sworn off ¬†hyperbole forever, but…